"you know what hurts most?...
that other thing, that hurts most, but the lack of respect, that hurts second most. ridiculous."
didn't go out last night. ordered in some pad thai and watched 'crash,' then 'dirty work' was on tv. have you seen it? it's with norm macdonald and artie lange, wicked cameos from chris farley, chevy chase, adam sandler... it's one of my all-time favorite comedies. chris farly steals it. i could watch his scenes over and over, just ridiculous.
ellay khule's record release party. thursday september 15. 8pm. project blowed. 4343 leimert park blvd. la, ca, 90008.
thesis has an art show tonight in london at the forest city gallery.
so i went down to dr. disc two weeks ago to see if the new public enemy album was out. they said no, it's been delayed. i asked if they still did pre-purchases. they said yes. so, i paid for the album, and they said they'd call me when they got it in. should only be another week or two, they said. yesterday i go on the guerilla funk site. the release date used to say aug. 23, now it says jan. '06. fuck.
so i posted by ad ("temporary girlfriend needed") on myspace last week, for shits and giggles. got some hilarious replies, but this one wins. it's from my friend irene...
"Dear Mr. Somers,
As winter is fast approaching, there is a growing need for trained and experienced temp companions.
Through my recent ego coddling work experience and master's thesis, which has particularly dealt with improving the infantile emotional response in the early-30 male so they can better define themselves to then give supportive care to prospectives that aren't me, I am in a stage in my career that calls for such n.s.a affiliation.
I am currently on the market for an imaginary internet boyfriend who will parlez with wit and dirt on a semi-regular basis; provide fodder for an unquenchable appetite for destruction and who will, of course, put it on me.
If you are interested or know of anyone who may fit this type, please feel free to email me a response that all of my girlfriends will read.
Good luck on your search.
Irene Cortes - Killer / Head hunter"
ms. cortes, thanks for the laugh.
lasers,
ryan somers
didn't go out last night. ordered in some pad thai and watched 'crash,' then 'dirty work' was on tv. have you seen it? it's with norm macdonald and artie lange, wicked cameos from chris farley, chevy chase, adam sandler... it's one of my all-time favorite comedies. chris farly steals it. i could watch his scenes over and over, just ridiculous.
ellay khule's record release party. thursday september 15. 8pm. project blowed. 4343 leimert park blvd. la, ca, 90008.
thesis has an art show tonight in london at the forest city gallery.
so i went down to dr. disc two weeks ago to see if the new public enemy album was out. they said no, it's been delayed. i asked if they still did pre-purchases. they said yes. so, i paid for the album, and they said they'd call me when they got it in. should only be another week or two, they said. yesterday i go on the guerilla funk site. the release date used to say aug. 23, now it says jan. '06. fuck.
so i posted by ad ("temporary girlfriend needed") on myspace last week, for shits and giggles. got some hilarious replies, but this one wins. it's from my friend irene...
"Dear Mr. Somers,
As winter is fast approaching, there is a growing need for trained and experienced temp companions.
Through my recent ego coddling work experience and master's thesis, which has particularly dealt with improving the infantile emotional response in the early-30 male so they can better define themselves to then give supportive care to prospectives that aren't me, I am in a stage in my career that calls for such n.s.a affiliation.
I am currently on the market for an imaginary internet boyfriend who will parlez with wit and dirt on a semi-regular basis; provide fodder for an unquenchable appetite for destruction and who will, of course, put it on me.
If you are interested or know of anyone who may fit this type, please feel free to email me a response that all of my girlfriends will read.
Good luck on your search.
Irene Cortes - Killer / Head hunter"
ms. cortes, thanks for the laugh.
lasers,
ryan somers
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